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CONGRATS TO: CAROLINA MUD
DOGS, Winner of the 2003 PT Fantasy Football Superbowl
Congratulations to Regular
Season Champion Jurocks!
See the 2003 Season

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The PT Sinfonian League is sorry
to see the Mint Hill Mafia (Rank 6, 2003), and Singing Penguins (Rank
9, 2003) fall by the way-side for the 2004 season. Both teams have been
dismantled until further notice.
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This season
the Mountaineers have been changed to The Gremlins, the Gorillaz
have been changed to The Lone Rangers, and the Winkler's Creek Blaze
has changed to Pepperstone Pyros
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WEEK 13 STANDINGS
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Rank
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TEAM
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Wins
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Losses
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Points
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1
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11
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2
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1684.50
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2
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10
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3
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1316.50
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3
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8
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5
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1509.00
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4
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8
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5
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1388.75
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5
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8
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5
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1376.00
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6
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6
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7
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1387.50
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7
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6
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7
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1317.50
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8
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6
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7
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1292.00
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9
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6
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7
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1284.50
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10
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6
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7
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1148.75
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11
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2
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11
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914.00
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12
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1
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12
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920.75
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WEEK 13: PTL Announcements for Week 14
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#10 Pepperstone
Pyros vs. #9 Carolina Mud Dogs
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#1 Lone Rangers
vs. #2 Onyx
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#7 Ossian's Ghost
over #6 Goo Crew
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5 TEAMS, THREE SPOTS,
WELCOME TO THE PTL
MY GOD! You should check out some of the match-ups this
week. Several games pit two teams on the playoff bubble
against each other.... Might get ugly!
Look for 3 very important games this week. Pyros vs.
Mud Dogs (loser is out of post-season), Ghosts vs. Goo
Crew, (winner moves on, loser depends on Ballers) &
HP Lampshades vs. Ballers. (if ballers lose they are out
of post-season)
The Onyx still maintained their #1 Strength of Schedule.
Last year's hardest schedule only got to a total of 78.9.
This year every single team has a average opponent score
of over 96 points.
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RANK
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TEAM
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Offense
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Defense
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TOTAL
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3
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61.75
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49
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110.75
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4
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57
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70
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127.00
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Pre-Game Note: The Gremlins are 8.73 Point
underdogs
Pre-Game Note: Another ugly game between two bitter coaches.
Especially the nasty one on the Gremlin Sidelines. What
a jerk! (Go Jurocks!)
Game Note: With both teams being playoff
bound, they were simply playing for respect. Unfortunately
the Jurocks were not able to pull off the win as the Gremlins
surpassed their underdog status and won the game.
Game Note: For the first time in the PTL two teams will
play each other twice in two weeks as the Jurocks and
Gremlins play once again next week.
Game Note: AP REPORT "Officials associated with the PTL
were quick to deny that the owner of the Gremlins, Chad
Evans, was spotted at a local bar binge drinking and singing
Karaoke. During a rousing section of "R-E-S-P-E-C-T" Mr.
Evans then reportedly passed out and fell on a passer-by
injuring the woman severly. Although reports are not conclusive,
we do know that the woman was knocked unconcious and taken
to a local hospital. Mr. Evan, not knowing his whereabouts
due to the binge drinking, went on (when he woke up) singing
and dancing the night away. Police were later called in
to stop the singing, but by then the damage was done.
Charges are pending in both cases. When called to comment
about the very important game this Sunday against the
Jurocks, the coach drunkingly replied, "BWahaha, R-E-S-P-C-T-Z,
dat iz what it be to me, Jurocks, smurocks. Who are dey?
*hiccup* Hand me another beer biatch! Listen Mr. Reporter-man,
Gremlins don know anyting bout fusball. We just drink
and sing! R-E-S-C-D-L-G! dat iz what it be to me." Again,
charges are pending.
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8
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51
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50.5
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101.5
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5
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81.25
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65
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146.25
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Pre-Game Note: Brad's Ballers are 6.31
Point Underdogs
Pre-Game Note: Brad's Ballers need to win this game to
make it to the post-season. If they lose, they go home.
Game Note: With one fail swoop of the
power cord the Lampshades extinguished the hopes of the
Ballers' post season hopes.
Game Note: This game's performance put the Lampshades
in the #3 spot and in the second playoff bracket against
the Goo Crew.
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11
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32
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16.5
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48.5
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12
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22
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38
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60.00
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Who cares? Really? Does Anyone?
Pre-Game Note: Ballistic Bastards are 0.63 point underdogs
Pre-Game Note: If this wasn't a game of the two bottom
feeders it might be a REALLY good game!
Game Note: Bottom Feeders, One note here.
The Ballistic Bastards finally broke their losing streak.
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2
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39.25
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56.5
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95.75
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1
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78
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54.5
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132.50
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Pre-Game Note: The Onyx are 28.19 point underdogs
Pre-Game Note: There are only two scars on the Ranger's
record this year. One of these is a loss in week 3 to
the Onyx. Look for the Rangers to enact revenge upon that
loss in this game.
Game Note: The Rangers have shown other
PTL teams that yes, yes they can be beat. This week alone
two other teams would have beaten the #1 team.
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10
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48.75
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49.5
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98.25
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9
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30.75
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44.50
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75.25
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Pre-Game Note: The Pepperstone Pyros are 10.48 Point Underdogs
Pre-Game Note: This game has been awarded Gora's Smoking
Hot Game of the Week Award.
Pre-Game Note: It is as simple as this. The winner goes
to the playoffs, the loser goes home. Leon has driven
his team to a late-season surge, and the Mud Dogs have
struggled in the recent past. If you look at their past
games you will notice that they would have traded wins
and losses for the past 6 weeks. A very interesting situation,
especially for the Mud Dogs, last season's Champions.
Game Note: The Pyros have officially snuck
their way into the playoffs elminating the 2003 Champions
from contention.
Game Note: The PTL Champion curse has hit the Mud Dogs.
Their hope is to get a good draft position in 2005 and
hope for a better season. They tried hard at the end,
but fell just two spots from the playoffs.
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6
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97
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65
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162.00
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7
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52.75
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44.50
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97.25
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Pre-Game Note: The Ghosts are 5 Point underdogs
Pre-Game Note: There is a slight chance that even with
a loss one of these teams might make it to the playoffs.
As long as the HP Lampshades beat Brad's Ballers both
of these teams have high enough points to make it to the
next round.
Game Note: Since Brad's Ballers lost to
the Lampshades, both these teams have made it to the Playoffs.
The Ghosts will play #1 Rangers, and the Crew will play
#3 Lampshades.
Game Note: The Crew has proven that they are force to
be reckoned with. The score of 162 is officially the #4
ranked scored in the PTL Hall of Fame,
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